No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
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