Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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