If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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