I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you win again, gameday.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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