Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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