Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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