look no pants
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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