no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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