? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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