gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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