This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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