if you like me you must not know who I am
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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