Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he shaved USA in his pubs
My balls are so social today.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
