Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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