I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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