She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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