i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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