I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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