And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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