yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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