Where is the hickey?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
