She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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