this boner is exhausting
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
