this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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