Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
