I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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