Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
