they need to just BURY HIM!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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