i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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