Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
