The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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