Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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