Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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