Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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