All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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