I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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