Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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