We're facebook friends in real life
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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