I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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