My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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