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Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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