So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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