Those balls look pretty dangerous.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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