why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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