butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
