Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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