ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
She said her name was "party"
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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