she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
if i died would you start the facebook group?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
