Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize