I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Bring me that man meat
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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