eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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