yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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go home
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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