Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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