That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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