just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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