oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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