are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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